What’s the best job you’ve ever had, or ever hope to have? My first job was as a babysitter So yeah, not my best. At 14, my mom decided I needed a job, and got me employment at a local motel doing linen and cleaning service So yeah, not my best there either. Definitely not my best. SOOO not my best.

What is the best colloquial phrase you’ve ever heard? The gamer and I looked at each other, looked at the geek, and began snarfing, at once amused and disgusted at the choice phrase It’s shaped and sized as cat poo

What is the best amusement you had, listening to the sounds outside your window? Both happened within weeks of each other, in the summer of 2002 Our neighbor, some Asian guy, mowed his yard every weekend, whether it rained or shined

What is the best sleeping position for you? I remember having a horrible time sleeping, throughout my youth I was alert enough to keep my position as it was, because I suddenly decided that whatever way I was sleeping, that was THE best position for me

What is the best thing to happen in the last ten years? Call the first round practice) I originally found my way here because a friend offered me a place to stay, back when the ex was trying to kill me It was a very fun year

In gearing up for January’s NaBloPoMo theme of “Best”, I’ve been trying to think of entries I could pen, random “bests” that I can dredge out of my head to put to virtual paper. Best kludge/use of duct tape: